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Need to sort the supermarket delivery services out if they are going to do that. I cannot get a slot for love no money. It's not even for me, it's for my 90 year old dad.

I remember when we signed Wayne Turner and me and my mates laughed, stating that someone called Wayne should never ever play professional football. Of course, then Wayne Rooney came along and it became cool again. Good footballing names are, IMHO ... Bobby Dave Pete Johnny Steve Mike Kyle Sam...

Like, which dwarf got Snow White pregnant and what Pinocchio really got up to with that nose?

Players who went on to have played for the City, but who we signed from one of our rivals, Wolves, Villa or Leicester.

Backtrack. Good. The argument was weak at best. Sports Direct U-turns on opening after backlash

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The same amount of traffic though? The exact same amount after lots of lots of businesses have been told to shut down?

Yup. Not 1974. More IT Crowd and Peep Show than On the Buses and the Benny Hill Show.

Well, I just dropped the missus off at work and there were exactly the same amount of cars on the road as there were yesterday. And as last Friday and Thursday.and Wednesday. Guess when I have been dropping my wife off every day for the last year or so, all the others on the road have all been...

Well, yup, if justice is served, it's clearly the best result. What a waste of time and money though.

Is it made from chlorinated chicken?

Boris Johnson, the man who shut down Gregg's without even buying anything. (That works because I am saying he is a fat git and would normally eat everything in the store)

If I see someone I like and they look a bit young, I always check their ages out on IMDB. Only works for actresses though, not schoolgirls.

Yup, but some people do still like to look at clothes and try them on and people are going to be fed up with so little to do. It's an excuse to get out the house and just say you are food shopping.

Just thinking about the likes of Asda and Tesco and their larger stores they have If all clothes and electrical shops and the likes of Primark, John Lewis and Debenhams are closed, isn't that just going to get people going to Asda and Tesco for clothing and electrical goods as well as for food...

Meh! Some good bits, but I hate all the signalling. All the swirling fanfare music and really playing on the fact a major character is leaving. Building up to the inevitable demise. Layered on thick like treacle. Totally spoiled what could have been an excellent episode.

Is she my current MP?

My dad's Bob, I'll be fine.

And only in gangs of two.