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Shame she's not French, because then it would be frogspawn. 🙄

I have it on no authority that we are not going to not sign anyone this week.

That's no good then. Has to be 28 now. Otherwise I would have been quite excited about having him on our bench.

They should have gone for calmer waters.

No, you were choking them earlier on.

The sound of silence?

It's hilarious.

Or are we?

I found a Don Key a few months ago. Resides in the US. I was talking to a friend about donkey sanctuaries and wondered if there was actually a bloke called Don Key, so I googled it and there was.

I used to know a Colin Shufflebottom. He tried to convince everyone it was pronounced Shufflebotham

There is an American footballer called Randy Bullock.

I can't see that. Last time we were over 75% through the season and the positions in the leagues were a lot clearer. We are now not even half way through the season yet. It can't be as it stands I don't think. Think it would have to be paused.

I think this might be the year we lose Mel Brooks. 95 this coming year I think.

Or is killed at a rodeo.

I think he dies every year. They are getting sick of resuscitating him.

Julie Andrews AND Christopher Plummer AND Angela Cartwright. In fact, it's going to be a Von Trapp Family wipe out. The remains of the entire clan wiped out in one fell swoop. They would probably be wise to avoid any conventions in 2021.

And we have only just got Godden back. I am not concerned at all. Hamer was missing too. When Godden gets his match sharpness back we will be okay I would have thought.

Or is that just the starter?

If you can see the pattern of the plate underneath you are not doing it properly.

Or we could bring England's World Cup hat-trick hero out of mothballs to play alongside him and have Chef Hurst.