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Oh, can't keep up with the Jonesys then? 🙄

That's perfect then. We stick him on the bench and only play him every 5th game.

I disappeared for quite a while. I wasn't ill or anything. I just decided you are all a bunch of c*nts.

I used to work with (all at the same place), Colin Shufflebottom, Joe King, Tommy Trowell and a John Cant snr and John Can't jnr, who I used to call "a couple of Cants"

You would like to hope so wouldn't you.

Shame she's not French, because then it would be frogspawn. 🙄

I have it on no authority that we are not going to not sign anyone this week.

That's no good then. Has to be 28 now. Otherwise I would have been quite excited about having him on our bench.

They should have gone for calmer waters.

No, you were choking them earlier on.

The sound of silence?

It's hilarious.

Or are we?

I found a Don Key a few months ago. Resides in the US. I was talking to a friend about donkey sanctuaries and wondered if there was actually a bloke called Don Key, so I googled it and there was.

I used to know a Colin Shufflebottom. He tried to convince everyone it was pronounced Shufflebotham

There is an American footballer called Randy Bullock.

I can't see that. Last time we were over 75% through the season and the positions in the leagues were a lot clearer. We are now not even half way through the season yet. It can't be as it stands I don't think. Think it would have to be paused.

I think this might be the year we lose Mel Brooks. 95 this coming year I think.

Or is killed at a rodeo.

I think he dies every year. They are getting sick of resuscitating him.