I thought the official line was actually "Come to Coventry and be stunned."
That snippet being a lot more encouraging than the full tagline of "Come to Coventry and be stunned by tasers."
I know that is slightly tongue in cheek, but I honestly don't think you are that far off the mark.
The 10 for Shipley is ridiculous though. No-one ever gets a 10.
Agree. Anyone can beat anyone. You have to be on your game on the day and maybe get a bit of luck, or have the opposition possibly not quite at their best.