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Unless he spent the entire documentary laughing at depressed footballers, it's not hypocritical at all. If anything he was the perfect choice. Dismissing a suicide attempt as selfish or an easy way out is overly simplistic; to even consider an act is to no longer be in the realm of rationality...

In addition to manning up and growing a pair, they should get a life, sort it out, get on with it and tell it like it is.

Those kitchen lights they've put around the Wasps signs are useless.

Little clarifies it further here, while admitting Twitter's not the best place for that kind of thing - http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1skfskk

Damn, he woke up. We need to use stronger sedatives.

You reckon the queen can use cash as ID?

He was here opening the WMG academy the other day. He told me he didn't have 25p spare for my bus fare so I can't see him going along with this. He's got the same hangdog expression as Joe Elliott interestingly, although obviously Joe's got a darker tan.

I think it's more them playing shit.

That's bone-chilling.

I'd quit and reload my save from August.

His dick will be getting sucked so hard on Facebook.

My entire formula for that percentage was '99 = big number'. That's as in-depth as my maths goes

No. I've seen us in the top division and winning a domestic cup, two things 99% of professional clubs can only dream of.

Stevie Wonder couldn't see them, he's blind!

What the hell is a lead?

To play football? I hear football players tend to want to do that kind of thing.

And revel in it.

'Suxfields' was my favourite. It combined an acerbic dig at our situation with the coquettishness of a teenage girl.

Having spray cans and not finding a way to paint hilarious glasses on that player is the biggest travesty.

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