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I'm a bit wary of taking on the better known youngsters from these sides because you do worry they'll have a Bertie Big Bollocks attitude and/or a little bit of a media circus following him around because he's been held in high regard for a while and expected to go on. That's not aimed at...

So the best way to fix something is do a half arsed job of it and rush it? Yeah that always works and problems never resurface......

Or conversely if it doesn't they've wasted loads of money on something useless. Like the track and trace app. So let's look at why that was approved. Whatever reason it certainly wasn't a case of looking after their mates.

Hurrah! It's now 2032 and the UK is still intact. Miracles do indeed happen!

If they'd been even half competent they wouldn't have needed to spend as much money. Still needed to spend a lot but not as much. Plus we all know who'll be the ones that have to take the cuts when they want it paying back.

Lower deaths while everyone was still acting in a normal manner. Going out, meeting up, close contact. We've got a higher death toll from this while not doing those things. Had we not the deaths would be significantly more with higher transmission and overwhelming of healthcare capacity...

Which series of I'm A Celebrity were you on?

Jack Grealish will catch the golden snitch this half.

Looking like you're paying attention and actually paying attention are different things. Like I say if it's supposed to be a foolproof system if you signal it's in and the tech says it's not it can make you feel silly. Are assistants even told to flag if it's gone in now there's technology for it?

Guess that has also highlighted a problem with stuff like goalline technology - do the officials become so reliant on it that they stop really paying attention at all because it's something that is done for them. VAR should've told the ref. Can spot a player with a left bollock offside but not...

When I tried an ostrich steak I found it quite fatty and gristly. Maybe I just got a crap steak. Swordfish I quite like.

Could be use as compression socks on flights maybe?

Has anyone voted yet? Would be nice if people informed us

If Willis had had a change of heart and signed we'd still have been obliged to sign Rose, so we'd have had both. As far as I know Willis' contract offer wasn't withdrawn as soon as we signed Rose.

Either that or the Civil Service are trying to be rid of him. JFK as written by Alan Bennett.

Cummings was in the car behind testing his eyesight.

Those are some expensive socks!

You can get a little blue tablet for that now.

Some bat soup sort of thing in Wuhan, China.

At home while watching some of our scintillating play and looking at the table. Just not on your feet though.