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    Happy birthday Stephen Elliott

    You better think of something nicer than that for his card, mister.
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    Happy birthday Stephen Elliott

    Same day as Stephen Ward! #illuminati
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    Happy birthday Stephen Elliott

    The 19th is Elliott Ward's day, don't nobody forget it. I booked that function room and everything
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    If we get promoted

    I always settles my beef with a runway walkoff.
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    If we get promoted

    I always think Otis Redding, which then makes me think of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oi60CCM9jZU
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    Happy birthday Stephen Elliott

    Warmest regards to Andy Carroll and Nigella Lawson, two people you rarely see together outside the joint birthday party they take turns in hosting each year. Go karts today apparently.
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    Exposed: UK Bad Drivers

    Couldn't help but watch a few more. Just from the four or five, the amount of people who'll not only ignorantly pull out in front of motorcyclists but drive off after knocking them over is horrendous.
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    If we get promoted

    'Steps as well as ABBA lover'?
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    Joe Cole & Bigi in talks about perm deals

    The first half of that Oldham game, I'm almost certain Bigi touched the ball more times than the entire Oldham team put together. Most of it was passes around the back, but I guess he was saving his energy for his birthday celebrations on the 25th.
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    Exposed: UK Bad Drivers

    I had to stop after two compilation videos, I found myself getting actually angry at all the idiots. Turns out road rage is possible from a desk chair!
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    Exposed: UK Bad Drivers

    Fucking hell. I keep having to watch each little clip a second time just to get my head around how fucking stupid people are.
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    Hypothetical Premiership team 2020

    Has to be Burge. RCC is itching to play outfield now, by 2023 he'll be banging the goals in for new European superpower Red Bull Dudley.
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    If we get promoted

    It can't really be in spite of them if it's the budget they've given him. If anything it goes someway to indicate that their backing is enough when you've got the personnel right. I long gave up on the idea of raging about the owners at every turn, and Tim Fisher's basically just a fictional...
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    If we get promoted

    I'd be happy to be promoted, and non-plussed about the owners and the emotional pantomime people get into about them.
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    James Collins

    If we were in for him years ago and he's now off to Northampton, that's got to be a question that answers itself.
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    Hypothetical Premiership team 2020

    I also think you're weird, there's no way Tomkins is holding down a first team berth.
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    City Centre, what to go and what to build

    I've managed to find a new nippy route round the back of the Memorial and through Styvechale which works out lovely, but I know the way you mean, I tried it out of exasperation at the ring road queue and it was a lot less blood-boiling thankfully.
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    City Centre, what to go and what to build

    It might be ok if you're going through, but using it to get on and off the ring road during rush hour is so much worse than when it was an ugly but functional roundabout.
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    City Centre, what to go and what to build

    I understand how the Friargate junction works now but it's just so much slower I go out of my way to avoid it. It was bad enough previously when people trying to turn into Henry's across two lanes would cause a tailback to the roundabout, but now it's an awful junction both ways there's no...
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    Wilson or Armstrong ?

    I'd be very surprised if Armstrong's here for the rest of the season and doesn't finish on upwards of 25 goals.