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Today was my first day. The VPN that we need to access to do some backend admin stuff wasn't built to cope with the demand a global pandemic may cause so it's been a bit frustrating, but on the massive upside I know exactly which arses have been on the toilets I use and Undercover Boss USA is a...

Remember when people murdering each other in supermarkets for shit they don't need was just one Black Friday a year? Magical days of yore

The stuff about the SSD speed sounds good. What would impress me most is rapid loading and the selective install thing where I can just not bother with the online component I'll never use and save a load of time

One guy in the shop trying to buy a crate of 24 cartons of UHT milk before being told he can't have the lot. Lucky really because they'd be here longer than he will anyway

I'd go with Zelda Link's Awakening which is a remaster of the Gameboy original and has more of a cartoony style than BOTW Mario Odyssey is amazing too, and there's also New Super Mario U which is more of the old school Mario game

Argh it was a spec fest. Show me the shiny!

I assume they're just making massive omelettes this week

One thing I've noticed is that eggs, flour and sugar tend to be at a premium so if nothing else next year's Bakeoff will be the most competitive series yet.

Ooh nice. I wouldn't be surprised if all the consoles are delayed into next year now but getting to see it would be some consolation

Are they doing another spinoff series too? I've not seen Fear but with the main series having a bit of a dip not too long ago it feels like they're spreading it a bit thin.

Are they showing anything or is it going to be a nerdy specfest? If they let us see it I'm in, teraflops I'm out

This is why the public shouldn't be asked or urged to change their behaviour, make them do it. People are fucking idiots

I went to an Asda on the way home from work. I thought it was bad normally but it's like a lawless wasteland in there now.

I don't want this to be still going on in two years, but if there was some way that a winter world cup in Qatar could be fucked over I'd be all for it.

Jalapeno is always hot, wouldn't trust its fever diagnosis for a second.

How lonely that bag of crisps looks

I'm hoping that the WHO 'test, test, test' advice is adhered to sooner than later. Assume I'll get this at some point but the only solace is in knowing.

I knew that moment was coming in some way as I've read past this point already, but I think the TV show did it better than print in this case.

The thing I don't like is that people are being to stay home so you'll get better without being sure if you've had it or something else, whether you're infectious, built up a tolerance etc. The uncertainty of it all is a big worry for me. Hope it's not too bad for you

If the season is voided, only a brown away kit will act as consolation for me