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The 19th is my birthday. If they hold a state funeral on the same day it's really going to interfere with the nothing I had planned for the day

In addition to the serial killer stuff I found the focus on the newspapers to be a bit preachy as well, Gus as a weird moral avatar for David Simon rather than an actual person in a show.

It's a little harsh to pick on a health secretary for their weight, particularly as you've got Rees-Mogg as energy secretary when the crypt he rises from each morning predates electricity.

I'd be ok with him in there over Eccles, he seemed completely unsure of himself on Wednesday. Don't want to criticise him too much as it's clearly not his position, noticed him being told where he should be so often by Rose and others.

Hyam going out is a concern as we feel a bit threadbare at the back in terms of experience so I'm hoping there's still a loan or freebie on the way to remedy that, but otherwise the window wasn't horrendous. Not much to get excited about but nothing to get the pitchforks lighted, the...

It's like how you can't have a tournament without footage of people chucking beer about when a goal goes in. Such a definite spontaneous outbreak of emotion and not a pre-planned dickhead routine at all

He then takes part in kick it for a ticket and shanks it over the roof

The amount of money fans put into the club will never prevent us also having to rely on player sales. It's how the majority of clubs get by

The back is solid black yeah, bit of a letdown. I prefer it to the home kit which I've really gone off, although obviously our blackcurrant vimto and sunflower kit is the best

I like how instead of purple and very very dark purple, the colour of the tops and shorts are passion flower and blackberry cordial

She only had 600 drinks

Still managed to stay on his feet more than Raheem Sterling

Hell of a front page, if only it would have some effect on the people it's aimed at

GRADE A MAGIC

Eddie Murphy's a similar kind of thing too, people are coming out the other side of a load of lazy films and what have you and are remembering how great he is. Also: this is grade A magic and I will die on the biggest hill defending it

I'm glad that Steve Martin's come through that stage of slightly cheesy shit films and is back at the point where everyone acknowledges he's amazing again.