Comedians at the checkout tills. I don’t want to hear your ‘witty’ banter, neither do I want to tell you about my weekend. Scan my shopping, take my cash & give me my change.
That’s it. That’s all you’ve got to do.
Never fails to surprise does the Ghost Turd. Currently on holiday in India, I’d bet the rest of my years salery I won’t be seeing a ghost turd or glory wipe!!