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I think he will become pm. He will achieve enough in 5 years for the Tories to return. What I'm looking forward to most of all is hearing how labour reinvent themselves, talk down the country and blame everything on the Tories next time. I think they will remain hard left now forever. Edit...

Nationalise the press to stop fake news.

Private companies banned. To be funded by private companies paying just a little bit more.

- freedom fighters to be given a seat in government and honoured with statues and street names. - land to be redistributed through taxation system. Inheritance tax to be 100% to finally take land away from Norman invaders. Land then used by the state to build more houses and cooperative...

- fifty percent of premier league income to be distributed to other leagues . Five to be promoted from each league but none to go down - tony Blair to be exiled to middlesborough - free Pilates classes for all citizens. - beer coupons, entitling holders to a free pint. Nationalised pubs. -...

- free iPad for every albino - every day to be the first day of spring - a new nationalised chain of not for profit supermarkets. - new mini.in wage of 40,000 per year. Maximum wage of 50,000. - ten new Harry Potter books - paid maternity and paternity leave until youngest child finishes full...

You would think that a man who recognises none of the constraints of the real world could come up with some more imaginative stuff than that.

I very much hope to be proven wrong, but this game has all the hallmarks of a classic Sky Blues manoeuvre: two convincing victories against top clubs; a much easier game at home; climbing the table; crowd increases... what usually happens next is an inept defeat.

It's not just the push, there is a tangle of legs also. I wouldn't be surprised if the fall was genuine, and even if an exaggerated fall its clearly a foul.

I've been listening to interviews with German politicians on radio 4 over the past few days. It would be ridiculous to claim to know very much about German politics from that, but a few observations: - Merkel's party is supposed to be centre right, much like our Conservative party. She's...

Thank you. You obviously get a much more balanced, pleasant kind of football fan in Devon. Looking forward to playing Tavistock now.

He's getting closer to converging every week.

Watched it in 4 days, really enjoyed it. Agree there are some daft moments - a bit Coenesque, but very good nonetheless.

How can an untested proposition be a fact? I hope Haynes recovers soon too, but let's not over-egg it.

He did - and completely lost the defenders with them. Just imagine if he's taken four steps, he may have scored two goals with one header.

It's good movement and headers from Cambridge for both goals - must be difficult to defend against. We could do with a number 9 like that. The best missed chance for us looks like the Nazon one at the end - he should have done better. I hate to write it but if Jones keeps performing like that...

From what I can see we lost because we used most of chances to shoot straight at the keeper and didn't mark their striker closely enough - he moves away from his marker too easily both times. Jones was unlucky to hit the bar with a smashing shot however.

Sorry, ought to have put some kind of emojicon thingy. Was taking the piss.

The Law is just playing SISU at their own game. Allow them to appeal and spend many more £000s on legal professionals and then judge against. It's the only language Joy understands.