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sounds like a goer to me, what could possibly go wrong! 🙄

Come on then, who’s missing from the Tory benches? 😁

How long left?

Chelsea to nick this on penalties

Hotel I’m staying in this weekend while working away. Fair enough I’m at breakfast in my workwear, other people are there munching breakfast in their pj’s and dressing gown! What on earth for??

To be fair if she was to work in the office it would be in Truro. That’s a hell of a commute!

My wife works from home & I can say she works way harder than when in the office. I regularly tell her off for not taking lunch breaks ect.

Not over in this household, my wife who was deemed clinically venerable first time round has gone down with it this weekend.

Haha not this time , made that mistake years ago

Going out for Sunday dinner and having my food swamped with gravy. Sorry “chef” I’m a grown up, I can administer my own gravy thanks. & another thing, apple sauce with your pork. Hot or cold? Cold is my preference, getting it served cold tho is rarer than hens teeth.

No more Terrance. Dennis Waterman AKA Minder 74 RIP

My money is on either Gove or Schapps.

If I was Mr Tinkoff I’d be checking my door handles ect for Novichok from now on!!

Getting asked in McDonald’s earlier, “would I like my change?” Errr yes! It’s my cash and I want it back.

Sneak it through on expenses??

I read that as Liz Truss gives you a semi !!

Bigger bollocks than me, imagine being told to wave your family off & then staying behind to fight the Russians. I’ve never fired a gun & hope I never have to.

Congratulations CJ!! 10 weeks early, that mean you can make the play offs?

Never in doubt 😱

The grandsons trampoline is the only casualty in my garden. It’s gonna need a bit of fettling before he’s back on it.