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Similar to a line about Reagan in Money's Too Tight (To Mention) by Simply Red - what a great track that was!

Only one answer at a time :cigar:

He wears his heart on his sleeve Shall we make this a Worcestershire thing - no-one else appears to be bored enough to join in!

I'll humour you - Sun always shines on TV

They missed one: "Why anyone takes any notice of this heap of shite which used to be a valued journalistic publication"

@tisza is a past master if i remember correctly. but he's isolated in Hungary these days, so may not make it!

For pet lovers and sport lovers, there may be SOMEONE who hasn't seen this piece of genius from Andrew Cotter

Talking to the supplier today, the hens can't lay fast enough , the bloke can't collect them fast enough, and he can't box them up fast enough to keep up with demand. He says the roads are quiet though!

We're very lucky to live in the Vale of Evesham, where we're surrounded by growers, market gardeners, industrial-scale glasshouses, etc. We have a company in the village (Vale Fresco - a number of other sites around Stratford too) who delivered to my door a random selection of veg and salads...

Too much weight given to housing applications to get a stadium here, i'm afraid. Even if the council didn't hate SISU!

Didn't we suggest that here about a week ago?! SBT ahead of the game as usual!

Hurrah - our village shop has had their egg delivery! Phew - we were down to our last two!

Do you mean instead of the housing, or on the grassy bit?

If i need to go to work as part of an emergency response (i'm in health & safety), i have to fill in an application to our Major Incident Team and print off a travel permit saying i'm an essential worker in case i get stopped - thinking is that road blocks may not be too far away.

Meteorologist might be stretching it a bit - she presents the weather, and sometimes reads the news too. Something a bit dirty about her, i suspect - but she has a very shiny forehead!

My money's on a cavalier x Jack Russell. Lovely looking animal!

Chillin' but about to savage you if you rub his belly, I'll bet!

My missus says Google Meets* is a good platform for a bigger group, as you can see everyone at once. You do need a Google account though. * that may be the local butcher

Reminds me of Rhod Gilbert's gag about him needing to maintain phone silence when flying into Afghanistan to entertain the troops. His Mum (who can talk for Wales) rings him, and he said "If the Taliban were listening, they'd hang up before she does!"

Too bad, FM. Hope you recover quickly. Funny thing is they said a banging headache was less associated with Covid-19 and more likely to be flu or a cold - which are obviously still around, let's not forget. Is that another bit of advice to ignore? They are still very much saying if you haven't...