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Are we all clear on the proper way to pronounce 坂元達裕? Does anyone have a Japanese girlfriend they’d like us all to know about?

Here comes Simms. Quick fire hattrick?

It’s neither a v nor an f, that’s the whole thing about it being a different language, the sounds are different. Tell her to get in the keuken.

Don’t lump me in with those muppets, mine was an actual factual answer 😂

5:00 in here:

Fan Ay-vike

Simms hasn’t created anything yet. Get him sent out on loan to Bedworth United.

I owe you a pint.

Am I cashing out though?

We’ll do well to keep hold of simms for the rest of the window. Gotta be worth £20m.

We are massive.

If you have invented a statistic for expected shots then by all means share your workings with the class.

Great work by Simms to win the corner.

Our collective xG is 0.13 and we’ve got one cross into the box all half. If we’re going to criticise Simms let’s at least recognise that he hasn’t been provided with anything constituting an actual goal scoring opportunity. If you think he’s going to beat 3 defenders and lash it in from 25 yard...

15 minutes into the season, 0-0 against a premier league relegated team away from home and people are writing off two of our starting eleven. People are mental.

Grow up.

West Brom off to a cracking start. You love to see it.

Poachers Retreat. (It was my uncle driving the car he hit, I remember that detail).

But then you have to go to both Nuneaton and Leicester. The train from Cov feels like self care in comparison.

Tom Davies is still without a club after leaving Everton. He is a bit up and down but definitely has the energy and ability to play between both boxes.