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Looks like a Double Decker has gone into a house this morning. Avoid going by the Shepherd this morning.

I've got a Mrs so wear nothing to bed in the hope of getting some action. Unfortunately she can't find my wiener under all the rolls of Marshmallow.

Two bags of chips, a small fish and small Peas.

He said takeover, not takeaway Torch.

I was in Heath Road Chippy, Bedworth last night and the bastards forgot to give me the Battered Sausage and plain Sausage that I paid for. Needless to say my Kebab was cold by the time I went to the Chippy and back to get the missing sausage. Loves a good Sausage and mine regularly gets battered.

Hi @Corrado I might be looking for 30 odd. How quick do you need rid of them?

Not really the right place to be selling non CCFC shirts to be honest mate.

Top right hand sign there's a little envelope. Click on that and that's the area you want to be in.

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Stop winding us up Nick. No need to be ashamed of being Bald.

Dickheads C comes before O so that poster is the wrong way round.

No....I don't think he is. Is He? Oh he might be. I'm just so confused. He's either being silly or he's not. Could someone clear up for me if he's being silly or not??? Please??

Do the Stewards at Wembley muck about?

Piss and Fish. It really is a lovely aroma.

That vids so cringey, but it's done it's job by getting primetime coverage on ITV.

If they try it on my car the washer jets and wipers shall be in full flow until they fuck off.

Barcelona v PSG (don't read if you don't want to know the score)

Shhh I don't know if He's a giver or taker yet.

Where are you staying @MichaelNL ?

I can't believe after the thread about why the Ricoh sign was covered up on Monday, this thread has 30 replies on the same subject on Tuesday.