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Football should be orange in the snow

I've suggested a version of this before, but I've only just twigged his squad number. #Micheal Rose, our number four - hallelujah!#

It would be a nice option but not solely for that, otherwise it's a waste of a place in the team. Think we should go for a double swoop with his teammate - Alan Corner-Taker

If people didn't have anywhere to be I'd say the same. Still feel like a little kid when I see it's snowing and a thick layer of (unsullied) snow is lovely to look at. But sadly I'm not a kid anymore and I accept that people can have their livelihoods affected through cancelled work, the...

It's fine as long as it melts in a couple of days.

Hi Whitney!

That's why, as much s this season is exceeding initial expectations, you do feel that we've got a decent chance this year and if we don't manage to make the most of it we might not be able to maintain this level, as well as the fact it would have brought attention to some of our best players and...

I see through that. What you're saying is you've had two girlfriends in 22 years... ;)

#It's fun to score at the Vi-tal-i-ty#

That's just cos we're all ugly fuckers and the Brit accent helps.

I don't think that's the case at all. We all know our public services couldn't cope with a massive influx of people. I think the main thing people want is for these people to be treated like human beings rather than these demons coming over here to take the piss and destroy our way of life. It...

Remember this guy?

#I can't dance# #I can't talk# #The only thing about me is the way I the way I score!#

Get out of the fucking way Dominic! You're ruining our Abbey Road photo!

Shame Biamou's not here anymore - they could have done a podcast together.

Still beat him to the ball though...

New chant based on The Bangles?

Yes, that well known time-wasting tactic that teams who are losing use all the time...

If we start playing the box away a bit more I think I'd like to see him next to O'Hare instead of Allen, who works hard but isn't likely to really set the game alight. JJ and O'Hare could be a real handful together. It'd be far more suitable for him than WB anyway. I'm not certain if he has...

It is good to see. Dunno if now the clown act is wearing thin someone around him has decided the government's actually going having to show a bit of competency. Then I remember his CBI speech...