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I’ll see your Showaddywaddy, and raise you an Alvin Stardust m8

Decent threads. Uncircumcised isection m8

Top profiling m8

You’ll be cold in your kit. Most people don’t colour coordinate anyway. Just throw on some jeans and a jumper, perhaps try a turtleneck m8.

Top tune m8

Vacuumed up everything thrown at him m8

There’s no one else in the vicinity, but the dickhead still looks around and whispers; ‘Between you and me...’

Is it wrong to want to remove the larynx of footballers that call the manager; ‘The Gaffer’ ?

Obviously, I can’t compare back then, to what you’re doing now, but I remember players being pretty relaxed, open and honest when I used to go. Although, looking back, Andy Blair did have shifty fookin eyes

This isn’t a new thing is it? Swear I went to meetings like this in the 80’s.

Cocker Spaniel anyone?

Does Chaplin have elephantiasis of the knees, or can’t he afford new trousers ?

Can they confirm Gray’s gone ?

Beef and Onion or Prawn Cocktail ?

Fuck no

Ask Papa John. Anyway, when you order online, you can type in delivery instructions m8

Can you PM me your Netflix login m8

What ever happened to whatshisname...Rob Gurney ? He was decent. Edit to add: Remember years back I was listening to Gurney commentating, and just after we scored the radio went dead. I thought my little transistor radio had taken a shit.Turned out; he jumped up to celebrate our goal and kicked...