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The inbreeding that caused it means that they're a few sandwiches short of a picnic and are too thick to realise

6 fingers?

Scraped promotion from the championship with an attack containing Abraham and Grealish... Slightly better than Lampard who failed with Tamori, Mount, Wilson and a version of Waghorn that scored 13 goals

So slow, if you turn up late, say about an hour prior to take off you get whizzed through security.

I haven't bought a shirt in forever but fuck yeah they're annoying

Is he actually any good?

They could be fucked, they're on about selling their unbuilt 760m stadium and leasing it ...

I think I know what my play off semi breakfast is gonna be. This feels like it'd counter all the good vibes I'll be imbibing 🍺 🍻 🍺 🍻 🍺

Must be a gooden, if it's anything like their brown sauce that is

Username checks out

Said the actress to the Bishop

Mike Ashley out

You say your not Johnson... I think you are.

Collin From Accounts is pretty funny on the iPlayer (i think!)

Never approach anyone in lycra ever in any circumstance

Yea just turn your brightness all the way up

You may be able to get ahead of the game and go into tesco and get them to get in touch with parkingeye or whatever shithouses enforce it. Then you shouldn't even get a ticket sent out

There is no grass in Nuneaton. Only litter and despair

Who knew we had so many fans in what I like to call the sheep shagger belt

It's the only thing the never disappoints, and it's generally shareable. I now want some delicious blue cheese and a wedge of brie 😪