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I don't think Andy Morrell jizzing on the pitch will make much of a difference. It's not that kind of seed we need.

I think he'll do a lot of squad crop rotation.

Andy Street has now announced he has solved world hunger. "What's needed is for these people to have food".

The solution is for people to stop being shitty to each other. Now where's my Nobel Prize?

For a party that wants to push the narrative that it's firmly behind green initiatives talking about removing levies that would enable faster development of renewable energy and taxing green forms of transport while arguing for the need to use (and in some cases develop) more fossil fuels seems...

Only bright spot of this is that Liz looks likely to win the Tory leadership and she got awful delivery. Though I'm sure it'll get spun as her being more 'normal' and like the rest of 'us'. Wheareas same traits in a Labour leader would be 'look at how incompetent they are!"

Same could still be said of Corbyn and Starmer. Don't give off a coherent message because they're being told to do conflicting things to appeal to different people, and in the end pleasing no-one and making them look less electable.

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Not having local boy Tim Flowers in goal?

With decreasing budgets and having more services dumped on them stuff like street cleaning has been absolutely decimated.

Been beating this drum for a while but put in squad size limits. Then they won't sign all these players as they'll just be wasting a squad place.

It was looking good until they turned the sprinklers into ornamental water features.

I pity the fool.

Many thanks to Liz Truss for confirming this so quickly.

Ed Miliband looks a bit funny eating a bacon sandwich - unelectable. Cameron eats a hot dog with a knife and fork - perfectly normal.

I've worked out why everything's gone to shit! It's the TV highlights package! Literally a week after Quest won the rights to host it we played in the L2 play-offs and won. Colin Murray was always nice to us and it was uphill all the way. Until the last few weeks when despite a lot of...

Basically they don't have to care because they wear the right colour rosette.

Invade France?

They really don't give a fuck. I'm sure most of them would think "if they can't afford to heat their homes they should work harder and stop buying luxuries like chocolate and Netflix." The PM is currently acting like a spoilt brat refusing to do any work because he's had his toys taken away.

Yep. Surely the price they can charge should be linked to the wholesale price they pay. Basically put a maximum mark-up. And no-one is yet to tell why the standing charge went up by over 50%. That's got nothing to do with the price of the fuel. They're profiteering - plain and simple. Rather...