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Or re-wrap him and pass him on to a loathed relative. Sent from my LG-H850 using Tapatalk

You're a gift that keeps on giving. Sent from my LG-H850 using Tapatalk

This could apply to just about every poster on here... Sent from my LG-H850 using Tapatalk

Ask a cricketer. Sent from my LG-H850 using Tapatalk

It's a good length, as they say. Punctuation's fine. Sent from my LG-H850 using Tapatalk

Well said. Sent from my LG-H850 using Tapatalk

Loving it! We're off to a flyer... Sent from my LG-H850 using Tapatalk

Sugar? Sent from my LG-H850 using Tapatalk

I hope this isn't going to turn into a thread where posters share the imaginative places they've left a calling card. If it does, it could break all records. Sent from my LG-H850 using Tapatalk

The goldfish weren't too pleased either. Sent from my LG-H850 using Tapatalk

Google's fine. I was just reeling from the shock; too stunned to comment. Tricky manoeuvre, needing a thorough risk assessment before straddling the cistern. Man's ingenuity knows no bounds. Sent from my LG-H850 using Tapatalk

Actually it's the Netherlands. Holland is just a part of the country. And before anyone gets on my case, I was corrected myself on this by a grumpy Dutchman. Sent from my LG-H850 using Tapatalk

Stop teasing! Sent from my LG-H850 using Tapatalk

I hesitate to ask, but what's an "upper decker"? Sent from my LG-H850 using Tapatalk

Good job this isn't real life. Sent from my LG-H850 using Tapatalk

Sorry! Sent from my LG-H850 using Tapatalk

Gimp is a much-underused term of abuse. Makes a pleasant change from the usual "c**t". I'm hoping my use of quotation marks will sneak it past the asterisk man. Sent from my LG-H850 using Tapatalk

Killer last line. Had me laughing. Sent from my LG-H850 using Tapatalk

You're missing an apostrophe [emoji16] Sent from my LG-H850 using Tapatalk

He'd be on his way. Sent from my LG-H850 using Tapatalk