Correct me if I'm wrong but I'm 90% in the first show it said something along the lines of "September 2012 1 week before apocalypse" when showing his everyday life. May be wrong though.
So he's magically done all the training to become a school teacher in a couple of months and found himself a job?..... Well it is derren brown afterall.
said this when he was sold and everyone said he was shit and wouldn't get into the first team for years. all other league 1 clubs get £4m+ for their good youngsters.
P.S I can honestly tell you he gives more of a shit about this club than most the current players do