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Well I have to say, when I googled Matija Sarkic I did not expect him to be born in Grimsby :D Almost as surprising as Marosi's Burnley accent. I reckon Badlan clicked on that 'Meet hot Eastern Europeans in your area' advert on his laptop and it's screwed his algorithms.

Think the Bowyer transfer was being reported as a double deal with Richard Rufus too? Would have been a significant upgrade on Paul Williams.

I thought it was ambitious enough when they suggested Arena 2000 would have a retractable roof and a sliding pitch but a floating Eco stadium is next level!

Swansea have already spent half the money they've saved offloading Ayew!

I got punched once by a classic Sunday league footballer. We were loads better than them and they'd resorted to kicking lumps out of us after about 15 minutes. I'd just won another free kick and he was in the ref's face screaming 'For fuck's sake, these pricks are going down like weebles'. As he...

I do love an SBT 'I was a better shit footballer than you' argument.

Was quite interested in the topic but the first 3 seconds just made me turn it off.

Feel sorry for that Danish player earlier. Not Erikson or the one that missed the penalty. Bad enough that his parents name a boy Joan but then you get a surname like Ass-Wind. Joan Ass-Wind. I bet he got bullied at school.

106 according to the BBC

If he genuinely is ok, I'm also not sure I'd be able to resist the temptation to be in the ear of the Denmark players who did the most crying :D

He must be chasing the nurses around the ward already if they've agreed to play the rest of the game. Wonder if there will be as much rolling around as in the first half or if they'll all man up now.

I hope the England game is postponed. Bastard Czechs refused to move our friendly match so my team plays bang in the middle of the England game.

They've just watched their team mate have a near death experience. Absolutely no chance they'll finish that game.

Speed chess for you from now on then.

It looked bad from the moment it happened, just staggered forward in slow motion and went down in stages. :(

This is my favourite Euros video so far. Eminem doing the John Barnes rap :LOL:

It did read to me like 'I'm going to look for the best move I can possibly get and if nothing better turns up, Coventry is still a possibility'

If he does sign for us, lets crowdfund a flag with his face on with 'I am not a little pudding' next to it. That's a hilarious quote. Probably lucky that he's not actually, Robins would have been all over him otherwise. He's mad for a bit of trifle or a jam roly-poly.