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What a way to go though. MASTROBATING.

A small squad containing players who regularly miss large chunks of the season like Dabo, Kelly, Eccles, Godden. Not being able to move out top earners deemed surplus to requirements creating further difficulties in bringing players in. Prospective late sale of Hamer with only the wages to...

Thought fans would be delighted by that - it's not so long to hold your shit in until kick off

I wouldn't expect too much movement on the first couple of days back. Maybe a few star jumps and squats.

Think it would be nice to have a Julian Gray tribute too, but just the pedestal and no actual statue.

Troy Deeney is at Akinfenwa levels of not being able to run anymore and strolling around up front trying to win the occasional header in between shithousing. He is absolutely done as a footballer. Should be a forum ban until the end of the transfer window for anyone suggesting we sign him.

Given there doesn't seem to have been any significant budget increase despite the record ST sales and Robins seemingly dependent on shipping players out before he can make any major moves in the transfer market, then whatever money filters down to Robins from player sales really needs to be...

If you've got enough money you can do anything to an escort.

Roger Titford...

If Palmer was being signed as the replacement for O'Hare I'd understand the concern as O'Hare's attributes are important to the style of play we have. But if they're playing together I think that's pretty exciting and a huge upgrade on what we had as back up for O'Hare last year. O'Hare can be...

Lee Camp, Kwame Thomas and Jordan Ponticelli all released by Wrexham

Part of the problem with the fan's valuation of Gyokeres is that his contribution and importance to the way we play is probably more valuable than his goals scored. The way he can drift left and right and pull defenders out of position, creating space while holding the ball up while we counter...

Just not Middlesbrough on the cheap please, I've only just got over the Jutkiewicz sale.

Guess I’m in the minority with this one. Don’t like the diffferent colour sleeves to main shirt and the sponsor over the tramlines ruins it for me. Couldn’t unsee last years bra-phoenix either though. Million times better than the previous template kits. Love the keepers shirt.

I've had more injuries in the past from iron on badges than sewn on. I've learnt my lesson though, I take them off before I iron on the badges now.

What would you put that down to?

Because that would involve smiling, and we all know Sheaf doesn't do that.

I appreciate this one is just me but there's something about Mark Robins that really reminds me of Roland Rat: