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August 2026. It'll be a shock, but we'll get over it.

You a polygamist?

That's right. Towering centre forward at 9'11". Scored 2,599 career goals.

Hyperbole.

We're going to need a bigger scoreboard...

Run with it and enjoy the ride! Chances are it's going to end before too long.

A win with knobs on.

Are they walking?

If you will it, it is no dream.

Your cousin's nicer.

If you're doing some Sky Blues Invincibles T-shirts, put me down for a Large.

It's worth two in the bush.

Bags packed, passport and plane tickets, taxi booked...

The bandwagon's fully loaded and is now unstoppable. Great work! 😃 Have you, by any chance, got a contingency plan in place for when we lose tonight?

You've convinced me. I'm on my way to the bookies...

And the small matter of Boro having more points than us. Cheating bastards.

I don't think that the moron who posted that gave this a moment's thought. Ignorance is a badge of honour for some.

Any port in a storm, and I do like a bit of rough.

When are the threesomes?

Anonymity, even. It's late.