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Na sweetheart 18/19 , would have eaten him alive that young .... And i am sure my Mum , would not be to impressed with me meeting strange men off the internet (he is an old family friend) so your out of luck im afraid ... Im sure you will get over it , after a few larger- shandy's

Score to settle was the term used by them..... Yeah i believe it was a cup game , Have had a word this evening and asked more question ( im nosey like that ) And the Foleshill club was mentioned something about them being outside there , and smashing up a car on the car-park because cov...

Was removed for singing "Walk on water" Lol i think i was amazed with the floor in there and the Vodka didn't help none lol

Giggles im still not allowed in the casino

..... ( rolls eyes) ....... No wonder No one likes them lol

A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looks around the shop and says, “About 2 hours.” The guy leaves. A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looks...

Q.....Why was the chicken happy? A.....Everything was eggcellent. :D

Have been chatting with a Millwall Fan over facebook, And even got talked into going to a Millwall game ( Was an experience to say the least lol ) :o After the game went to one of their local pubs .. and got got talking to a few of the fans This is where i am stuck ... They claim after the...

And what happened to the lovely Nelson ?

Oh i take that as a no then lolololol

yeah im back , did ya miss me lol

Happy 2009 .. hope its a good one ! :D

Happy New Year you lovely lot :wave:

Or maybe have a huge orgy lmfao :D

I would Hide and wait to die. :o

A Girls First Time As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you’re afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it’s the first time his finger has found...

Hippie And The Nun One day a hippie gets a ride on a public bus and sees a hot young nun. He sits down next to her and promptly asks if she would like to have sex, to which she immediately says no and walks off the bus. The bus driver leans over and says “Hey guy I know how to get that nun...

A helping hand Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she’ll become a hooker. She’s not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, “Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him that you charge a hundred bucks. If you got a question, I’ll be parked...

Worst joke i ever heard was .......... WHATS GRAY AND GOT A BIG TRUNK ..... a mouse going on holiday ....

?? how does one get a facebook stalker ?