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I want one fit for a princess not the grim reaper

i didnt make it ...someone on here made it for me

she screw like one or so i have heard

lmfao ....if i say my boss is a slut and sleeping with the bearded man from the upper office will i get sacked ??????? (fingers crossed )

Judging for the contest will be as follows: 1st round of competition consists of a 30 min set in the music style of your choice. The 10 best DJ's as selected by the panel of judges will move forward to the next round. There also will be 1 DJ that will move forward to the next round as a result...

blah blah blah ... typically male response

someones ex husband maybe ??? lolololol

same old same old .... i remember Brum saying the same thing when we sang them out the ground ... ( oh Birmingham is full of s**t lolololololololololol still love that song )

ok im having Shakalakaboomboom (just coz i cant say it with out laughing to my self ) Always Right (because im always right ) and Hello Bud (because i got friend called Bud who said i have to bet on it lol )

Nothing a bottle of Malibu cant sure thanks

~~~~ crying ~~~~~~~

Right now im listening to my son crying because i brought the wrong Thomas the wanking tank engine .... does that count !!!!

A story is told about a soldier who was finally coming home after having fought in Vietnam. He called his parents from San Francisco. “Mom and Dad, I’m coming home, but I’ve a favor to ask. I have a friend I’d like to bring home with me. “Sure,” they replied, “we’d love to meet him.” “There’s...

dont work tho lol ... ive never won

I just pick mine because i like the colours they wear ~laughs~

Front door Mickey Mouse or Donald duck

DARE scrambled or boiled

Spit Cigarette or cigar

Na if they were my ex boyfriends , id have made sure they landed on their heads ~smiles sweetly ~