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There's a market for crotchless knickers and cock rings, but I wouldn't want to seen sporting one on TV, ....................or would I?

I went to Uni in Sunderland and started going to a few Sunderland games with the local lads I met, so I also prefer them over Newcastle.

I took my Stepdad's prized Ford Cortina out for a little spin when I was 14, when I was trying to put it back into the garage I crashed it into the wall smashing all the passenger side in, he was in the pub as usual, I lay awake all night waiting for the beating, next morning, I wake up to him...

I think they made a Cov vs Norwich one that looked exactly the same.

Leeds vs Millwall, FFS, shocking.

It was a sea of them at the Yeovil / Man U game, even a couple of 50:50 beanie hat's.....cringe.

NO. :finger:

I was chatting to a customer the other day and he said "me and the wife are going to see Wham next Friday, they are not really my thing, but she loves them" and me, totally forgetting that George is dead said "the real Wham, oh yeah, where at" and he said "yeah, the real Wham at the Belgrade"...

I got called up about 15 years ago, loads of waiting around but I thoroughly enjoyed it. Interesting case (business partner was stiffing the other business partner and when he found out he tried to kill him buy driving his BMW through his living room window whilst he was sitting on his sofa...

This was my post from a coffee machine post a while back...... "I suppose it depends what your budget is and how much you like your coffee, I have had a few machines over the years but I know have a Krups EA826E bean to cup and it's brilliant, it did cost me over £600 but I hammer it (you can...

I posted in the "Worst gig you've ever been to" thread that The Gorillaz at Glasto 2010 was one of mine but I forgot about Mark E Smith staggering on stage to give the most "I couldn't give a fuck" guest appearance I have ever seen, he held out a piece of paper with the lyrics on it (and even...

“I said, ‘Shut them cunts up,’ and they were still warming up, so I threw a bottle at them. The band said, ‘That’s the Sons Of Mumford [sic] or something, they’re Number Five in charts!’. I just thought they were a load of retarded Irish folk singers.” Read more at The Fall's Mark E Smith: 'I...

The Fall where never really my "cup of tea" my Brother is gutted, Mark was one of his musical heroes, I understood him more as I got older, he never gave an inch and didn't care who he pissed off, one of music's true hell raisers.

It's true

Sadly, this has come to pass.

Fortunately for me, she only likes "Butt Stuff" with strangers, but my youngest does make a good pizza :nailbiting:

The wife has had all 3 of those at the salon down the road.

I thought Hurdy Gurdy Man by Donovan was Holland's National Anthem?

Catchy little number.