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You can't tell me "oh come off it" then make a deliberately hyperbolic statement implying that the only reason the armed forces would be called in is because the government is readying for civil unrest? that statement has no basis in fact, what evidence do you have that would bring you to such a...

I'm shitting myself, Is this the end of the World? It must be because I could never imagine a scenario where the armed forces would be used as a contingency plan in a worst case scenario situation, like a strike by ambulance staff and firefighters, flood relief etc...etc. Wouldn't it be stupid...

Growing up I hated Morrissey (and the Smiths by association) however, I now consider him probably the greatest lyricist our country has ever produced (in the face of very stiff competition) and the Smiths are one of the greatest bands of all time.

Yeah, but the Romans were proper good at bumming, in fact, it is historically documented how good they were at bumming (part of daily life they drew pictures and shit) so stop being a homophobe, you racist.

It must be a bit of a head fuck when vegans have a baby, surely breast feeding goes against everything they believe in?

Merkel isn't even capable of executing a strong enough manifesto to win majority power, so I think the Jews are safe for now.

Wasn't it Boris who said that though?

Sound is fooked but hey ho!

Taking my Son & Daughter to see Orbital live for the first time at at Brighton Racecourse on Friday, by far the best gig I have ever been to (and I've seen some great shit) 100% on the emotional level but It's the best live show from Orbital I've ever seen and to share it with my children, just...

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This surely has to have political angle, someone must be to blame? May, Trump, UKIP, Corbyn, Rolph Harris, Diane Abbott........................................It's fucking Diane Abbott isn't it.

correct link....https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/healBeer sales restricted amid CO2 shortageth-42874093/endometriosis-my-vagina-tried-to-kill-me Now, iv'e seen a couple of angry growlers in my time but not a cold blooded killer!

Bottle your farts as a matter of precaution, not the same gas i know, but who wouldn't love an eggy Vimto in times of hardship.

That being said, it is from the BBC site who went a bit Sunday Sport with this beauty "MY VAGINA IS TRYING TO KILL ME".......Beer sales restricted amid CO2 shortage

Beer sales restricted amid CO2 shortage

100% agree with you, he is very highly regarded and respected within the game, he will be a big influence when it comes to getting a few decent loan signings next season, I think one could be on the way already.

41 that I can remember, about 20 of which I would never want to step foot in again.

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**Bad joke alert** Q: What do you call a vegan who likes to pleasure herself? A: A non-dairy creamer.

My Brother-In-Law is a vegan (I'm not sure how I know this as he has never told me or mentioned it once) but he does these sneaky little farts that smell like someone has been fly-mowing the lawn and accidentally ran over a dog turd.