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Fucking limp performance.

I genuinely hope we stuff the shite out of them. Failing that, one of our players planting a loose clearance into right into Ryan Reynolds’s face, and drawing the game, will also be acceptable. Onwards and upwards (aim for the face, lads). 🩵

I’m all for detailed analyses and constructive criticism, but quite honestly, some of the shite I’ve seen on here is quite absurd. We’re unbeaten, top of the league; played poorly yesterday and still won 3-1, without 3 key midfielders. I genuinely cannot comprehend (in my own autistic way)...

Maybe this hot coral shit can lead tenuously into a sponsorship with Hot Tuna. Who knows. Can’t stand it personally, but if we’re winning in it, make all future away kits as garish and confusing.

I saw pretty much 100% of the home games under Strachan, and maybe 25% of away games. Away games were usually us shutting up shop, losing an early goal and getting rammed thereafter. Saying that, some of the best attacking football I’ve seen is us play was at HR under Strachan. Defensively, we...

That’ll do nicely. 🩵

I’m sure I saw ‘Boswell’.

I’ll admit, I was left scratching my head at a lot of BTA’s performances last season, but whatever Lampard and his team have worked on with him, it’s paying off. The lad is on fire. 🔥 Onwards and upwards. Let’s finish them off second half. 🩵

If we’re still top after 20-25 games, then it’s past the realms of merely a ‘flying start’ and into serious shit-your-pants-in-anticipation territory.

Stone the flamin’ crows…4-0. 🩵

I think some on here are fond of the ol’ brake fluid, turps and nail polish remover cocktail. 🍸

We’re only their rivals when they’re not sure if they can beat us, or not. 👍🏻 Keep their decent players under wraps, they’re very beatable.

I’m doing this as a ‘word that springs instantly to mind’ format (be warned): 1. Power header. 2. Bryan Richardson’s stupid hat and flasher rain coat. 3. Tim Fishers shit-eating grin. 4. Bunch of arseholes (except myself, of course). 5. Needs another winged serpent. 6. Played skittles with...

It just seemed logical at the time, then a few days later, he’s gone. Might as well close this thread down now he’s gone. 🤣

The only concerning aspect is, well, we’re looking lighter. We’re a few injuries away from threadbare, potentially.

First announcement: Wayne Rooney is taking over all coaching duties, and is being paid £4 mil a year. Second announcement: that concludes all transfer activity this window. 🤯

BRING GUS HOME, DOUG. (As long as Sheaf passes the medical, if he doesn’t, it may be best to take him out the back and fetch the shotgun…)

I’ve never heard someone say ‘maximise’ that many times in an interview.

It was totally intentional, yup. 👍🏻

Decent player, but can be really erratic. Bit like Huckerby for us.