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https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/starmers-pretense-of-principle-proves-him-a-duplicitous-double-dealer-who-wait-im-fking-lost-here-by-a-right-wing-columnist-20220510220845

Daily Mail - "The silence is deafening" "Starmer must quit if fined" "The police must act" Starmer - makes public statement "I'll quit if fined" Daily Mail - "Teah...well then...Erm....HE'S PRESSURISING THE POLICE"

Him and Hodges having their pants pulled down every 5 secs and they keep coming back for more

Thats been their line as of last night apparently, rowing back on the whole thing. Im betting right now Durham police are under some `persuasion' to write a `We think theres been an offence but no FPN will be issued' statement ala Cummings The whole thing is so obviously telegraphed in...

Any competent strategy team games every scenario and I cant believe CCHQ think this is the best outcome 🤣🤣🤣 They've massively overplayed their hand hence the backtracking this morning and from Rees-Mogg last night Lets see if the pressure to investigate from Daily Mail magically disappears...

Fanky's had a couple of sherries there, top man. And some of them lads got dressed in the dark🤣

Exactly. Its in Tories best interest for a weak-tea Starmer to remain yet they seem intent on removing the main obstacle to a Labour surge Presumably HQ have been briefed that the Grey report is a shocker but their strategy setting client media on him is really baffling

A 500 seat humping and that's the headline. Shame he's probably finished - another 6 months he could put a 30% ceiling on the Tories and ruin them

200+ seat loss is win-win: -Tories will stick with Johnson who come 2024 is an even bigger liability. -Refocus Labour minds that economy will win GE (windfall tax etc) & ignore laughable culture war goading Also cant see Tories keeping trousers on to avoid further by-elections, potentially...

Daily Telegraph May 1-"Tories to lose 800 seats" (Expectation Management + Scare the vote out) Daily Telegraph May 7-"Boris fights back with `only' 200 seat loss" (Spin as a win) Vote Share is the only relevant stat here

And while we're on a supermarket tip....

The current Tories are a wildly disparate coalition of UKIP, One Nation, Libertarian + oddballs like Fabricant etc. BUT they'll all coalesce at election time to squeeze 40% of the vote to Get.Into.Power.Again. And again. And again... Liberal/progressives are by nature more idealistic so less...

If we average 18k City fans x 23 home games is it the highest season total since 05/06 or even the 70s? In Prem/Strachan days we averaged 17-18k max Cov fans x 19 home games so well short

The comments 🤣🤣🤣 "Mike Ashley knocked off early from Sport direct to hang with The Village people" "Someone ordered CM Punk off wish"

That one's gonna be very hard to top! Class as always 👏

Got out of Jail there, illustrates why CB is a priority in the summer A draw still no good to us so big 2nd half coming up If Gus, Allen and COH find their mark we can do it

Wow, this baby's off the chart!

Cynics suggest No.10 have sight of an incoming Fixed Penalty Notice and getting a diversion in nice and early? Culture war nonsense just isn't cutting it these days but a side-eye at No.11 might