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Their first looked almost like he was chasing our defence. Play it double speed and soundtrack it with the Benny Hill theme. You don't have to picture Edjenguele in a skimpy maid outfit, but you're free to.

Are you sure people were saying that about Grandison?

There's 14 points difference between us and Shrewsbury Town, it's hardly 'where are they now?' stuff.

Yeah I'd keep using him in a similar way to last night rather than have him start the next game, say. He reportedly looked a handful in the JPT leg at Crewe too so it's certainly encouraging. Always nice to have someone come through too.

Good on him. I assume the intent was just to show up a kid who's been hurling mindless abuse behind the perceived veil of anonymity rather than actually beat the tar out of him.

I don't think you need to explicitly point out that it's all your opinion. Even here I think people will get that.

The goal was great, but he looked threatening other times too and had some lovely touches that could have led to goals for others. Last I knew he was a speed merchant, so this is an eye-opener. Hopefully he's played his way into real contention.

Which half? Nobody else is suggesting hilarious harassment.

Wilson who? That was all Cyrus Christie!

Call and ask if Mr Freely is there. Initials I.P.

So plaguing them with phone calls is a bad idea?

It's important that we waste time they could otherwise use getting this shit sorted out.

Really? Oh balls.

That's got to be the snow done until winter now, surely? It's nice if you don't have to be out or as an excuse to not have to be out, but otherwise it's a pain. People forgetting how to drive, causing huge tailbacks for fear that their car will suddenly behave like a duck on an ice rink.

Pressley wasn't a midfielder for us, silly writer. He wasn't really a defender for us either, mind you.

If it's magic beans I'm done for the season.

He's only got 'Lego Man' in his hairdo repertoire.

Not everything is meant in literal terms. Read it more as Ben Kenobi talking to the worst Jedi in the series. There's more than a year between them incidentally, Clarke's 28 and McDonald's still 26.

Because sarcasm exists.

McDonald to start I guess? Now's your chance young Cody.