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League to be resurrected Easter Monday and us to ascend to the Championship 40 days afterwards?

I said Labrador, not lube your back door!

I think it's the booming voice puts it in your head subliminally. Back to the story...

Brian Blessed, taking his flatulent alpacas for a walk. "I'M WALKING THEM TO GET THEM OUT OF THE HOUSE COS THEY STINK" he whispered. "I ALSO BROUGHT MY DOG, GORDON, WITH ME. THAT'S HIS BALL BUT I'VE LOST SIGHT OF HIM. HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?"

Terrible photo. You should know nobody puts Baby in a corner ;)

Yeah he did. Moved to Suffolk after but he decided to quit and go into music after a fierce competition for a spot in the team. He decided Ipswich Town wasn't big enough for the both of them.

Fake mews! Distancing rules changed to hiding underneath the nearest car until the person has gone past.

If one of the symptoms was persistent farting instead of coughing it'd be a lot easier then. Would be amusing to have distancing rules based around 'he who smelt it, dealt it"

You're Beautiful by James Blunt? Oh wait, he's a tank wally.

...a load of leaves in a line in front of him. He decides to follow them....

I wonder if Butler was Jewish?

End of life care

I think we'll see a spike as new cases emerge but existing ones are ongoing, putting strain on the health services and more decisions will need to be made as to who gets a ventilator.

Although it is a point on why they get re-elected (mix of dyed-in-the-wool beliefs passed down through families and fear of change) but we have had Conservative led councils as well and it's not like it's been any better. Also, this is still a capitalist country, regardless of local beliefs...

Jeremy Corbyn, tending vegetables in the community garden area. He hears a noise behind him, and spins round just in time to see........

Hadn't noticed that. Just wanted to add the Goram thing in as a joke.

Yeah, it will be good if they can start doing anti-body testing.

He already had his own short-lived steak business at one point. But in general, the US has to now consider removing him from office under emergency measures as not fit. He's endangering millions of lives out of narcissism and an obsession with money. He's making African dictators look competent.

Ivor Lawton

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