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Hurrah! It's now 2032 and the UK is still intact. Miracles do indeed happen!

If they'd been even half competent they wouldn't have needed to spend as much money. Still needed to spend a lot but not as much. Plus we all know who'll be the ones that have to take the cuts when they want it paying back.

Lower deaths while everyone was still acting in a normal manner. Going out, meeting up, close contact. We've got a higher death toll from this while not doing those things. Had we not the deaths would be significantly more with higher transmission and overwhelming of healthcare capacity...

Which series of I'm A Celebrity were you on?

Jack Grealish will catch the golden snitch this half.

Looking like you're paying attention and actually paying attention are different things. Like I say if it's supposed to be a foolproof system if you signal it's in and the tech says it's not it can make you feel silly. Are assistants even told to flag if it's gone in now there's technology for it?

Guess that has also highlighted a problem with stuff like goalline technology - do the officials become so reliant on it that they stop really paying attention at all because it's something that is done for them. VAR should've told the ref. Can spot a player with a left bollock offside but not...

When I tried an ostrich steak I found it quite fatty and gristly. Maybe I just got a crap steak. Swordfish I quite like.

Could be use as compression socks on flights maybe?

Has anyone voted yet? Would be nice if people informed us

If Willis had had a change of heart and signed we'd still have been obliged to sign Rose, so we'd have had both. As far as I know Willis' contract offer wasn't withdrawn as soon as we signed Rose.

Either that or the Civil Service are trying to be rid of him. JFK as written by Alan Bennett.

Cummings was in the car behind testing his eyesight.

Those are some expensive socks!

You can get a little blue tablet for that now.

Some bat soup sort of thing in Wuhan, China.

At home while watching some of our scintillating play and looking at the table. Just not on your feet though.

But I think it was expected for Willis to not sign quite a long time before it was confirmed and they'd already got the plan in place. Maybe not signing Fadz would have been a more appropriate analogy though.

That's a very good point. Having one side looking directly at the opposition encourages this behaviour. Time for a complete redesign of the chamber. Wonder if there's a way you could set it up so you had different political allegiances next to each other? Like at school stopping the naughty kids...

I hope so. Thought it best to ask though.