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  1. Johnnythespider

    Phil Parkinson

    I had a girlfriend once who was a right handful up front, the left one wasn't as big though.
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    Jones & Stokes...

    Mowbray wanted to sign Stones & Jokes but Venus is dyslexic.
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    2nd half of the season collapses

    The only surprise to me is that we've only finished 17th 3 times in the last 10 years, what's going on!!!
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    Lameries Penalty Shout

    Lameiras one is a stonewaller, definitely pulled back by the defender.
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    Leicester

    Hardest game for spurs I think will be Newcastle away, they will be fighting for their lives. I think they have to win all 4 and even then it could be down to goal difference.
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    Rickie Lambert

    I'm in, now if we can get 10,000 others to take Malkit up on it and the club announce season ticket prices of £500 the club can go out and sign Lambert on the strength of Malkit's £5,000,000.
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    Sunday night drinkypoos

    I'm in Unite. I would have thought they would have picked up on it, certainly haven't agreed to a new contract. I will check with the Rep
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    Sunday night drinkypoos

    We were given an opportunity to own up to any "issues" before the policy was introduced and told that the company would support anyone that did. As I said earlier testing is supposed to be random but they have a knack of testing people who test positive, at least 2 have been tested after...
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    Sunday night drinkypoos

    They get suspended first, the tests are carried out by an outside agency and I think have to go off for further scrutiny as the initial test is just an indicator.
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    Sunday night drinkypoos

    Can't turn up pissed or over the limit. So you could drink on a Sunday but at least 2 have been tested after supervisors have smelt it on them
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    Sunday night drinkypoos

    Just a normal job in a factory NW, it's supposed to be random testing but they have an incredible strike rate. All part of health and safety.
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    Sunday night drinkypoos

    Since introducing drug and alcohol testing at work Monday morning has seen 3 lads and 1 lady lose their jobs. Nothing more than a glass of red with Sunday lunch for me now.
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    Police today

    I didn't see any bother bro, over the top police presence I thought. It was like the miners strike on the way out and they were sending us around tesco.
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    Travellers everywhere!

    They are advising people to use public transport for the hospital because the caravans are taking up the spaces. Can't they just tow them away.
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    Should the team run out to this tune...

    This please https://youtu.be/zjedLeVGcfE
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    Manchester City, an English club?

    Is Paris in Germainy
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    Abuse Documentary on BBC One

    I was flicking channels and thought it was a programme about botched face lifts at first.
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    Bit of Diy advice needed please

    I bet you iron your pants
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    Grand National

    I've seen pictures of women with weights added to their saddle bags [emoji12]
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    Old CET forum

    Oh God yeah, Tanktop always liked his posts.
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