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British Heart Foundation will come and collect if you stick them in bags and leave the bags out.

Have you seen her in her Doctor Who police uniform? First time I have ever got an erection watching Doctor Who.

She is smoking hot.

Actually, believe it or not, just got the best present ever. My pen friend bought me a movie poster. Best 100 movies. It's a poster with 100 films on and you are supposed to scratch off the ones you have seen. Might not seem that much in itself, but her note was that we watch them all in turn...

You too.

They can wee on me anytime.

Can't think of anything, sorry, MMJ. Nice presents, but nothing ever outstanding or amazing. Worst presents were the ones my brother used to buy. He used to buy me an Hawaiian shirt every year for about 10 years. I just used to hand them straight to charity shops. Worst present I ever heard...

I obviously don't mean both at the same time. No-one wants to drown during kinky stuff do they.

I didn't get Dutch oven either. Depends on who it is for the golden showers. Lauren Cohan and Karen Gillan, umm, yeah, why not. Anne Widdecombe and the Queen, probably not.

You're disgusting, the lot of you! The bath and the shower? Eugh! Has to be the sink, surely.

Fair play, Daz. It's always something I have been interested in.

Ha. Damn. I was there yesterday and looked at these and was totally unsure if they would be any good or not, so left it. I would have bought them on that recommendation.

My eyes were transfixed the entire journey. I honestly thought the whole thing would come apart and we would plummet to earth at one point.

Good call. This plane actually rattled throughout the flight and you could see all the nuts and bolts in the fuselage.

I got an internal flight to Sochi once and the plane looked like something from the 1940's and there were literally live animals running round the cabin.

You too, OSB.

And make them all support the City.

Go to St Petersburg. It's beautiful, despite being run by the Russian mafia.