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Swift recovery to you, mate. 🙏🏻

They’ll be coating everyone within a 6 foot radius with angry spittle, in outrage, if the ref doesn’t give them everything tonight, as usual. Can see it already. Rabid foaming.

Or, “you sound like you’re from Huddersfield”. 🤣 It’s been used twice, to great effect. Also, 2-1 City tonight: if Hamer plays I hope the silly sod has learnt his lesson and keeps his head in check. If we have the Gus Hamer of last season, anything’s possible. Failing that, if we frustrate the...

Soz, mate. 👍🏻

*Tin foil hat on* Anyone else think that Burnley requested COH to play today, as a kind of ‘investment assessment’? The proof of that conspiratorial pudding will be if his full return is halted or postponed…

BBC sport are almost in tears that Cardiff were ‘controversially’ denied an equaliser for offside, and that Robinson was denied a penalty. No mention of the Sky Blue grit. Deary me.

Well done, you Sky Blues. You’ve shown a bit of steel today. 💪⚽️

Great start, then. Urgh. Come on you Sky Blue Bastards!!

I would happily take a draw, but part of me hopes that Cardiff don’t turn up, and we sneak a 1-0 off someone’s left bumcheek. PUSB!! ⚽️

I didn’t see the initial correlation, but that’s a good point. Zoology hasn’t touched on that subject, I feel. Sign him up as a test subject. 👍🏻

I wouldn’t trust you to open a tin of beans without bullshitting about something. 👍🏻 That dog, if you do have one, probably doesn’t like you very much.

Gasp, you have all the inside info.

This is why I used the words ‘adequate replacement’ 🤣

Those small yellow signs you see dotted around urban areas, with a black ‘H’ embossed on them and various numbers: they are to alert fire services that there’s a hydrant nearby. Uncooked Rice contain a trace amount of cyanide.

3-0 loss? Crikey.

Someone else told me that the ferry doesn’t run anymore, what a shame! The Northern Lights is best seen in Tromso isn’t it? Without Googling it.

I’m not sure either, but perhaps it’s an agreement between both parties. Who knows, but there’s more to the COH situation than meets the eye. In my opinion. 👍🏻 It’d be great to have him back, even if it’s for a handful of games. Cliches aside, the team has struggled without him, and if he does...

In my opinion, he’ll be kept out until January, and then the sale to Burnley will be reinstated. Realistically.

At this point, all things considered, we will have to claw and scrap for 21st. Like the Beavers of Chris Kamara. 💪 🦫

Not quite sure how I missed it, then.