He's given you his number, don't call. Wait three days, make him think you're not interested. When you do he'll be so relieved, we're talking at least handjob.
You probably need to read something before you can tell if you don't like what it says. Even judging a book by its cover involves looking at the cover.
TIM FISHER GUILTY OF MURDER
In today's mailout: some geezer tells us his enthusiasm has been killed
THE CLUB IS GOING OUT OF BUSINESS
Join me later where I discuss this possibility
I was surprised they went with white as the home shirt is bright enough anyway so you'd need either a dark alternative or something strikingly different like the yellow was. I smell a 'limited edition' third kit on the horizon.