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Does she know you call her that?

Yeah, because turning up to a funeral in a wedding dress wouldn't be seen as odd at all would it

I have always been lightweight. Think the most I have ever drunk in a night is 3 pints, or 4 shorts. You should see me in the day though. Wow! 😉

21 new signings isn't it? Sorry, but that's ridiculous. How on earth are all those players supposed to fit together and gel? It's a nonsense. By the time they DO gel, if they do gel at all, it will probably be too late.

Glicko is the foreign player we tried to sign but couldn't get a permit for, because of Brexit.

Seems to me, if we are not going to sign anyone at all, the only hope is that those on the periphery from the U21's make a more permanent step up. That only looks like Burroughs and Eccles though doesn't it. We don't have any really promising centre backs who are remotely close to the first...

True. September is looking very dodgy though.

Notice I didn't say "ex" missus then. That was for legal and police interview reasons. My new missus is lovely.

I've certainly got my missus' sorted. 👍

Either that, or the Rodgers and Hammerstein classic from Sound of Music "She is 16 going on 17."

So, each royal has a code phrase for when they are dying and the Queen's was "London Bridge is down." Wonder what it will be for Andrew. "The Grand old Duke of York, he had ten thousand men?"

I think there is a typo there. That's shouldn't read William Single, that should read William, who is single....

I see Putin met Xi today .

Yeah, no-one wants to tear themselves a new one.

Top drawer again..😎

As I have said before, along with a number of others, I just don't get Mount's inclusion. He seems to offer very little at international level for England.

Look at the comment underneath. 😂

True. Glad Ivan Toney has been given a chance though .

And hopefully they will rest a few players out of respect for the Queen.

Spinning it on its head though, I just ate a bar of chocolate, because I believe that is what the Queen would have wanted.