I find the guy more funny than offensive usually, particularly the way he screams directly at players like McSheffrey 'Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay Gary' as if they'll turn round and say 'can I help you?'
I've got that 'give him an option/squeeeeze!' guy a few rows behind every home match. Some guy nearer him had quite a go at him for barracking Reece Brown the whole first half.
Edit: As you can see directly above
Question 2 - how long can you stand on just one leg? Your choice of leg.
(this can be used as a tie-breaker if you can't split successful applicants, which is how Alex Ferguson landed the Man Utd job)