This would surprise me if true, I wouldn't have thought he'd sign such a long-term contract with us if his head were turned that easily. He had already shown form at this level so could have insisted on a contract to the end of the season alone if he wanted.
It's a shame you didn't say so originally, it would have made for quite the sharp wound from such a rapier mind. Now it's more an addendum, and that hurts nobody. Draft this awesome smack talk before unleashing the pain in future.
Their first looked almost like he was chasing our defence. Play it double speed and soundtrack it with the Benny Hill theme. You don't have to picture Edjenguele in a skimpy maid outfit, but you're free to.