I'd love to see us sign Cherno Samba, who I assume comes with the ability to quit and reload any matches we lose. He can play just ahead on Tonton Zola Mokouko.
I'm not sure there being little else to do in Norwich is much of an explanation of why their attendances are great. I'd be surprised if the 5-6000 people that didn't come back for the next game after Burton had a pressing engagement at the symphony or a gallery opening.
I love the idea that while everything under the sun is leaked and hacked, something like this could stay a mass conspiracy for 14 years and counting.
Tell you what though, Armstrong never actually went to the moon.
Surely if you're leaving Maddison out in order to get used to playing without him, for similar reasons you'd need to be benching Armstrong and Murphy for Tudgay and Fortune.
If kids were allowed to make decisions they'd lose all their teeth by 13, don't let them choose anything including football teams. Make them stick with Cov as some kind of life lesson about hardship and not getting too excited about stuff.
Armstrong and Murphy play for Newcastle and Norwich, two clubs who also sell upwards like all bar the absolute elite. They won't be bewildered by such a thing.