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My missus says 0-0, with the three goals coming from Beckham, Ronaldo and Harry Kane. She's clueless.

He's due a stormer isn't he. If Gyok is on fire and Hamer plays like he has been, it's going to give us a great platform. We need others bang on form too though. I think we need top notch performances from Hamer, Vik, Sheaf, McFadzean and McNally. All 5 play really well and we have a really...

Greedy barsteward!!!

Post match the plan is Sashay or Slump. TIme will tell.

Yes, but I have to do it while she's asleep and pull down her nightie afterwards. That's the agreement we have in place.

Wow, you got there early. 😳 There's keen and then there's downright ridiculous, Pete. Bet you were queuing up for the Queen's funeral 3 weeks before you even knew she had died. Geez.

My Oppo phone doesn't like you much. It went straight to spam. Hmm . Where is block 666, row ZZZ exactly? 🤔🧐

Yay. Thanking you kindly. 😎👍

I know it's stating the bleedin obvious, but just a reminder..... I remember last time out, thinking I would be fine going at 10am, but it was carnage at Coventry station. Glad I am coming from a completely different direction on this occasion Good luck.

Same. And I can't drink anyway. On too many tablets at the moment. The doctor also gave me some medication too.

That reminds me very much of my missus when we are having sex.

I agree. Plastic or not, it's a nice gesture, will be great for the kids and it will add colour to the occasion.

Yeah, this one. 🤪

I guess we are all waiting for this

Damn. My joke whooshed. What I should have said was "you'll definitely end up getting a bit of stick if you do."

Robins you're welcome? Sorry, but that's shit. 😂😂

You'll definitely get some stick if you do.

Why would Luton have Coventry City flags? Not that I'm complaining if they do.

Yes, sorry. I dropped all my tickets on the platform at Norwich and they got entangled with the engine. They say there's so many, it will take weeks to extract them and therefore they had to cancel the service. 🤷

Fine, but I do hope you realise, Torch, this forum thrives on panic and name calling. You tart.