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No Jamar Loza! I still remember you in my heart, Jamar.

A quarter of the time Oggy played for us

I remember when it was moved, they said it was because -

I asked Simon Gilbert if the rumour had any legs originally but he was just saying weird stuff about cleaning faeces from a hat, no idea what he was on about.

Enough drivel you gullible losers, let's fight.

I always wanted a Starter jacket in school, never was lucky enough. The team of choice at Wiseman seemed to be Charlotte Hornets, so I think I dodged a bullet to be honest:

I'd bump the time up if possible, if only to allow for the time spent wondering what the hell we were thinking with some of those signings.

Outside the normal Transformers, He-Man and Lego, I also liked WWF Hasbro Visionaries M-M-M-Mask (MASK!) In addition to Subbuteo I had Cup Final which by the same people as Test Match. Three a side with the outfield players having gimmicked lob and shoot feet and possession depending...

Scotland need some firepower for the qualifiers so he's come to check Tudgay's eligibility.

It's a bit too Farage for my liking. THESE OUTSIDERS WANT TO SPEAK ILL OF YOUR LOCAL PAPER

I need a hat that's also a radio, stat

Look out for The Lamb pub in Chichester, there's a plaque commemorating the time someone threw a kettle over it.

There have been people predicting Mowbray is done almost every week since he took over, eventually someone will be right but it'll be more like winning at bingo than being in the know.

Even though they had Dong Fangzhou up front there were some heavy hitters in that Man Utd team. Nani, Anderson, Carrick, Evans, even world-class Barcelona star Pique who may give La Liga short change but didn't know what to do with Robbie Simpson.

Jacksonville are absolute shit too and without a win this season, these coincidences keep coming!

Tomorrow in the US, Thursday over here

Once Trump builds that wall on the Mexican border, the Miami Dolphins will just swing into town and buy it.

'Les, where did you get a hand grenade?'

No facts, but plenty of cracking japes.

Right. Monday, I'm ready for our new overlords. I've baked a fresh batch of America balls special