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Sounds like a standard night out for the Bullingdon Boys

Don’t be so harsh, we all have a natural talent. His just happens to be in waffle & general titness.

On my way to work this week, around 5.30am. Twat on a pushbike dressed in black & with no lights 😩 FFS give your head a wobble man!

I grew a beard a few years ago when my wife was away volunteering in Kenya for 3 months, Didn’t get overly long & I shaved it off in stages just to wind her up on FaceTime. Full beard, goatee then moustache. With the goatee she said I looked like a rapist & the moustache made me look like René...

Remember the olden days, when an MP would do the honourable thing & resign? 😩

Whenever I see these drink threads from SkyBlueDaz I get a mental picture of Barney Gumble 😂🍺

Maybe this MP Lee Anderson was planted on Boris as a farewell gift from Cummings 😂

Redundancies at work & not being able to go out on the lash & give good friends the proper send off.

Is he hiding in the fridge again?

Random strangers wanting to chat whilst I’m enjoying the sun on my holidays. I’m here to relax,drink beer & do nothing. Leave me alone, I’m not interested in who’s looking after your dog at home or where you went for dinner last night.

He’s gonna need some deep pockets to be out clubbing at night over there!

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Can’t imagine any member of this shameless government resigning. Williamson will just brazen it out.

Corona virus??🤔

Its definitely Wednesday tomorrow!

I think it would be a good idea for learner drivers to spend some time on a motorcycle. I’ve rode a motorbike for around 15 yrs plus driving a car. Bike riding without a doubt improves your road skills, from actually looking at what the road surface is like to forward planning at junctions ect...

I reckon also within the next 5 years Frank Lampard will be managing England.

Holte End Humphrey used to make me chuckle.

Mouth off with Fellatio Martinez

RIP Fellatio, weird to feel such sadness for a guy who to my knowledge I’d never met. I’d like to think he was that random fella we all talk to in the pub before & after games, or that total stranger next to you in the crowd sharing an embrace when a SkyBlue goal goes in. Sincere condolences to...