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Grendel…what is the meaning of life?

In your head, yes.

The underdog-champion in me would dearly love to see the USA and Australia advance, what a spectacle that would be. This world cup has thrown up some extraordinary reversals on top teams so far, and I hope it continues. ⚽️

He’s probably omnipresent, it’s a quality that Sepp Blatter lacked.

I often think this myself, I don’t recall analogue being as crap as this; the picture is pixelated as heck.

Brazil are a tad sloppy in possession, I must say; Cameroon have had a few chances to nick a lead, but are lacking in that final third.

3-2 Switzerland, goodness me.

So, amidst crapping in canals and whatnot, what is this I hear of a sham (regarding the King takeover)? Aren’t all parties meant to keep schtum until the deal is rubber stamped?

I think it’s a shining example of how Asian football has progressed, and South American teams (and some big European teams) have regressed. Japan and South Korea in the last 16, fighting for everything and deservedly going through at the expense of legendary teams like Germany and Uruguay...

BBC 1. 😊

Lineker doing his best to yap the most toilet ever…thank goodness, the match is starting.

Bless you!

Germany usually set any tournament alight with their passion and determination, their collective brilliance and individual acumen. This time, however, they’ve shone with the strength of a lit fart, and are deservedly pissing off home. Go on, off you go. Go on now…airport…

Japan are keeping their shape very well. They’re like a blue wall…

2-2, bugger it.

Oh mercy.

I love it when an underdog slaps the big boys, come on Japan!

Oh my goodness, the Japan vs Spain game just kicked into craziness…2-1 Japan!! Incredible and convoluted VAR decision for their leading goal.

Danny Murphy sounds eerie like Big Ron…

Amazing how poor Denmark have been. Pleasantly surprised by the Aussies though, two wins in their group. Is it me or has this been a bit of a crap World Cup so far, with only a few matches being exciting?