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It seems to be some kind of theory that had he attended, Tim Fisher would have lost his sight via masturbation resulting in a no-score draw.

It's alright to tell players they're free to leave the club, but it seems just spiteful to ostracise them unless their presence has a negative effect on players around them. I don't like this whole 'bomb squad' thing at all.

1 Joe Murphy 2 Cyrus Christie 7 John Fleck 8 Carl Baker 9 Leon Clarke 14 Franck Moussa 16 Adam Barton 24 Jordan Clarke I make that the players we have who have appeared in at least 50 league matches (Adams, Thomas and possibly Wilson aren't too far away with between 30-45 kind of numbers...

Figo out of retirement, the Just For Men royalties having dried up.

You normally leave the main numbers free if they're earmarked for someone, so either that's a cause for optimism or just the tiumph of hope over experience.

What the? I'm not having my tax dollars paying for all that stonewash denim.

They're saying with [UNIDENTIFIED FRENCH TRIALIST]* that they want to get him on a pre-agreement, so it doesn't look like any kind of proper contract can be drawn up while the embargo/admin is in place. *Subtitle: Manset of Mystery

Jesus.

None of those make relegation a certainty, it's merely speculation. The closest one is the thing about a points deduction, which you even refer to as a potential outcome.

I'm not going, it's miles away which defeats the object of supporting a local team. Seeing things like 'shitfields' and other wacky names be used is excruciating.

I'd hoped that we'd mis-heard and he had at least a surname or fancy stage name, but he actually was just 'John'? Wow. Cher, Prince, Madonna, Sting, Bono, John.

So 'pay peanuts, get monkeys' is basically inaccurate. Just stay away from the monkey enclosure and don't leave Andy Thorn in charge of the bananas.

But were they good signings because of the transfer fee involved, or was it just a case of identifying the right player - something that can and has been done for a lot less (and even no) money?

It's a cliche that doesn't stand up, it means nothing. Leon Clarke was free, Cody McDonald a relatively expensive top target.

I wish people would stop coming up with this hackneyed nonsense. Our most expensive signings have included Freddie Eastwood, Lee Hughes and Craig Bellamy.

I think more people would be aware of him than not, the broken neck story is part of football folklore.

As an extra bonus, I've just been for a run at Gosford park and there's no litter at all, you wouldn't know so many people had been there the previous day.

One nice tie-in for me was that it was the most Cov fans in this kind of setting since the FA Cup parade, and I was at Gosford Park for that too. Fewer permed mullets today though, thankfully.

The SBT twitter estimates between 5-7000 overall. I would have guessed at 1500-2000 tops beforehand too, so that's some pretty good going to say the least.

Jordan Clarke's got a block of seats set aside for the Nando's stall.