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He should have a statue, freedom of the city, a lordship, several acres of land, tax relief, free bar on boat trips, a Nando’s black card and first dibs on away tickets.

Seconds before the 11am two minutes silence too. Probably not a coincidence. C*nts.

Frightening. The consequences if she’d got in the hospital don’t bear thinking about. Don’t they have a huge newborn ward there? Sickening to think. And yes, if true the bloke should be showered with every honour and award possible.

Back at HR as an impressionable early teenager we entered and left through the players and directors’ entrance so over my first two seasons following the club I had pictures with all of the premier league players and managers that would stop. You wouldn’t think that the most polite and...

Rebound relationships never work.

Yeah I saw that too. Bizarre.

I feel bad that the chap has literally been on the bathroom floor behind the panel for an hour now about four feet away from a steaming pile of festering turd.

The flexible hose below bath split this morning at 6am. Took 15 minutes to find the stop cock. Water flooded kitchen and bathroom and power all off. Good times 👌🏻 Edit: this all happened pre morning coffee and shit. Not thinking about the fact there is now no water, I’ve just curled out a...

If you expand it MR is three or four places below at 22/1. Won’t happen though.

Was about to post a yawn gif but for the record he’s 22/1 with skybet

My mate just text saying Gerard only won one trophy out of a potential nine up there. If true it’s not exactly an amazing record given the opposition, at least in the domestic comps.

I can assure you I did no such thing. Only for people I like.

“From Boohoo Tyler, they come in red too. It’s called the cleavage creator”

Don’t think he’s got much in terms of wealth these days. He’s quite open about it on air. At one stage he was on about three different shows every week, I presume for the dollar.

What if the fans had gotten behind Kevin Kyle instead of booing him?

I went once. It was a dreadful experience. A shit ground, miserly attendance, zero atmosphere and worst of all Tim Fisher’s piss splashed on my hand when stood next to him at the urinal.

What if skyblue Sam was put on a diet and we did implement ”text-a-sub”?

What if the boat did have a free bar?