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We do something similar. We have a macerator toilet in the utility room downstairs and we call it the TARDIS, because it sounds like something taking off when you flush (really DOES sound a bit like the TARDIS) Call the washing machine Geraldine, because when it goes on spin, it sounds like it...

Wouldn't touch one with a barge pole.

Very true. My brother died 13 years ago now, so there's only me left, unfortunately.

Looking at that, I have come to the conclusion that Sakamoto is an android. Bloody good at that sort thing, are the Japanese, though this is definitely a step up from a robot vacuum cleaner.

BBC News - Vance and Walz stick to policy in polite VP debate - but who won? https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c5y0863ry88o Pretty fair and balanced from the BBC there isn't it?

He's a very good player. I don't understand why some don't rate him.

Change the barm for biscuit, and you are on to a winner. We love Joshua Eccles We know he's one of our own He's a cake, is Joshua Eccles He's not a biscuit or even a scone. 🤪

We love Joshua Eccles We know he's one of our own He's a cake, is Joshua Eccles When he plays, it gives us the bone. 🤪

That always baffles me. This notion that he only passes sideways and backwards. Some of his through balls are sublime at times. He's an excellent player at this level.

Makes a change from with a ball I suppose.

So, it was your bloody fault then was it!!! 🤬

I just stabbed myself with a corkscrew and blood came out, so yup, I believe so.

Well yeah, but we weren't disjointed against Spurs. We put in a fabulous all-round performance in that game. It's the puzzling bit in all this. At times we have looked really good, but then the next moment, look like we haven't ever played together before. 🤷

LiKe wHaT fOr InStAnCe?

Piss Myself Always?

Idiot.

Seems that some actually believe that posting online gives them some kind of immunity and that anything goes. Mad that he's been so open about it and used his own profile etc.

Eating lemon meringue pie. Listening to music. Listening to music whilst eating a lemon meringue pie. The sea. We are 8 mins walk from the beach and can't see it from our house, so every time we see it, it's an absolute joy. Look out to sea and we can see France and if we look left, it's...

BBC News - US country music star Kris Kristofferson dies, aged 88 https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cjwd69n7xxgo