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Well, you're obviously a glass half empty sort of person then constantly. You never seem to have anything positive to say about the club.

A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded: "Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty. You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?" "We're taking...

A man is driving down the road and his car breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?" The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears...

I sometimes really wonder if you're a Coventry fan.

Thought he looked good today.

We can all sleep easier tonight.

Knee jerk reactions have served us so well in the past, hasn't it.?

They all seem to be lacking confidence which is a million miles away from not trying.

Right then. Come on City.

Very tough game tomorrow. I'll be happy with a point.

The arrival of pubic hair means, "Welcome to the prime of your life". The arrival of ear hair means, "Thanks for playing"

There has never been a season where it is more important not to get relegated. We are at the crossroads of building great things and must for now play at the Ricoh.

As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees a £10 note in the dog's mouth and a note reading "10 lamb chops, please." Amazed, the butcher takes the money, puts a bag of chops in the dog's mouth and quickly closes the shop. He follows the dog and watches him wait for a green light...

I'm in a bad place right now... ... not mentally, I just mean I'm in Newcastle

We just can't score. Building up for a really bad day if things don't change the second half.

Just tuned in. this is very scrappy.

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Is 1-1

Booom

It will still be down to us.