So if Vik makes at least Y appearances for Arsenal, scores more than K goals and they win the Prem within L years, I reckon the answer is A.
Edit: subject to the value of lambda obviously
May have already been mentioned, but anyone thinking of driving to Germany this weekend needs to check out the effects of the planned closure of parts of the M25. Sounds like it could cause mayhem.
Yes - see a psychiatrist 😀
Seriously though, it's staggering how much effort some people are putting in to watch England, and I really hope the performance and the atmosphere justify it. Enjoy the Channel cruise and have a great trip!